OK, admittedly there are days when you will sound like a broken record. Stop fighting, don’t tease, quit whining are probably my three most used sentences, with “do your homework” bringing up the rear. Some of the things you get to say though are only ever going to be said by a mum and are well worth a laugh.
“Stop farting on your brother”, “don’t let the dog lick your tongue”, “don’t pick your sisters nose” and “why are you washing the tooth brushes in the toilet” are never going to be said by someone without kids, and let’s face it you better laugh since the other options are crying or vomiting, neither much fun.
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